So here it is! My blog. I'm sat here pondering what to write. What do other people talk about on their blogs? I haven't even done anything interesting today. I was in my pyjamas until 1pm. When I answered the door to the postman he said 'hope you feel better soon' as he handed me my post. Yes of course he's going to presume I'm ill, because what idiot would answer the door in their cat print pyjamas at 1pm in the afternoon?! Well, me obviously. Did I correct the postman, telling him I wasn't ill, just a complete lazy arse? Erm, nope!